I have either witnessed the greatest hero this country has ever seen, or a man who's such a horrible father, that his child should be taken from him immediately. Heck, maybe it's possible to be BOTH?
At the Arizona Diamondbacks game on Sunday, a guy caught a foul ball with one hand, while holding his baby AND his beer in the other. (!!!)
He actually LET GO of the baby for a second to catch the ball, then snatched her back up after he caught it. And he barely spilled a drop of his beer.